Sometimes, when I’m sad, I remember Evgeni Malkin exists in this world and I smile.
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| Shock and Denial: | Screaming at the television for two hours after the game actually ended, refreshing Twitter repeatedly to make sure the score actually was 55-0 |
| Guilt: | Blaming yourself because you didn't wear your lucky socks on game day and eat your 5:00 peanut butter and jelly sandwich and sit on the couch with the pillows to your left |
| Anger & Bargaining: | Blaming Pierre McGuire/NBC for all of your problems |
| Depression: | Weeping uncontrollably into your jerseys, spending hours staring longingly at pictures of your captain on tumblr |
| Adjusting: | Attempting to fill the void in your life by rooting for another team...Go Kings? |
| Acceptance: | Creating a GM-worthy master plan for next season complete with salary figures, trade and draft prospects, and new lines |
NO FUCKING THANKS.
I think i’ll wear my Steeler jersey to Baltimore tomorrow
Just don’t get shot!

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what their idea of a fun weekend is:
mine:
how they hangout with friends:
how I hangout with friends:
they sleep around:
what I do with my time:
I’m so respectful and good when I’m around adults I’m like:
they’re like:
their mom says “NO”, they react by doing this:
If I did that my mother would do this:
and my mother says I AM OUT OF CONTROL
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